On April 2nd, 2015. we’ll be draining our seldom-used aquatic amenities, also known as the pool and hot tub, and replacing it with an amenity so edgy and bodacious, our residents haven’t even *thought* to ask for it yet.

Before you know it, you’ll be doing “Kick Flipple Me Elmos” and “Tart Berry Tumblers” in no time. Because what better way to enjoy the warm weather than a reflective, unforgiving, concrete bowl full of injuries and limited trick success rates?